Stainless Steel Jail Free Card + Mini Briefcase

Ever been a real goofy goober? Ever been pulled over? Ever felt annoyed how other goobers can just bat their eyes and get odd Scott free? Listen here my friend, we might have an equalizer here. This doesn't give you a free pass to be even more of a goobers. But this might help to de-escalate. Coupled with our cases, keep this for emergency use in your glove box, in your motorcycle backpack, or on your person's. Never get behind the wheel or bars without one.

Comes with- 1 card, 2 card protectors, and a Mini Briefcase holder

Material and dimensions- Card is stainless steel with a brass shiny finish. Utilizing black spot color and laser etching. 3.37x2.12" at 0.5mm thickness. Card case is a light aluminum alloy body with felt inner lining, 0.63"H 2.5"W 3.9"L, at 1.5oz. 

Disclaimer! This is not legal tender. Warning is on the card you goofy goobers.

Ships typically same or next day for domestic US sales